Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete
financial statement, job history, clear & current picture of yourself and current medical report from
your physician. Also, this application will be rejected if handed in before the year 2016!
||Date of Birth:|
|Social Security Number:
||Driver's License Number:|
|Boy Scout Rank:
- Do you have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:
- Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers or sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____
- Do you own or have access to a car? ____
If so, do you spend a lot of time on the backseat? ____
- Do you have an earring, nose ring, or any other piercing? ____
- Do you have a tattoo? ____
If so, is it bigger than mine? ____
If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and
- In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?
- In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean
- In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?
- In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to you?
- Church you attend: ____________________________
How often do you attend: ____________________________
- When would be the best time to interview your mother,
father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________
- Please fill in the blanks:
- If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would
be my ____________________________
- If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________
- A woman's place is in the ____________________________
- The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________
- When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________
Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue
and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine
fashion is advised
- What do you want to be if you grow up?
I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my
knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture
or mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________
Signature of father _____________________________________
Signature of mother ____________________________________
Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________
Signature of State Representative _________________________
Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and
non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be
contacted in writing if approved. If denied, please never apply
again. Don't call me, I'll call you.